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voice.

[bronzini]

I think I'm detecting a little sarcasm coming my way, Eddie Dean.

voice.

[whittling]

See, there it goes. My subtlety. Walking away from this conversation.

voice.

[bronzini]

Moseying away like a true gunslinger.

[ is this where she sighs? she's gonna sigh. ]

voice.

[whittling]

I'm really living up the title, aren't I.

[ he laughs, fingers absent-mindedly picking at the couch again. ]

voice.

[bronzini]

You always do.

[ she feel a little better, if not entirely settled. ]

If I was there I'd give you such a kiss.

voice.

[whittling]

Cooties.

voice.

[bronzini]

Wow. Really? I think it might be a little late for that, buddy.

voice.

[whittling]

[ that gets a real, strong laugh out of him. ]

Yeah, I think I'm way contaminated.

voice.

[bronzini]

[ that's good, because cooties got her really bad. ]

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but I feel like it's my duty as a scientist.

voice.

[whittling]

Such a terrible, terrible disease. Is there any hope, Ms. Scientist?

voice.

[bronzini]

You know, there might be something to be said for exposure immunity.

voice.

[whittling]

So I gotta... expose myself to the cooties. I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

voice.

[bronzini]

I mean, you don't have to. But it's kind of doctor recommended.

voice.

[whittling]

Well then, guess I'm gonna have to seriously apply that. You ready for it?

voice.

[bronzini]

I think I could sacrifice myself to the cause.

voice.

[whittling]

So much altruism. They'll decorate you as a hero.

voice.

[bronzini]

You're gonna have to help me with the weight of all my medals.

voice.

[whittling]

I'll carry them around in a box for you when they get too much for you to wear.

voice.

[bronzini]

You're literally perfect, I hope you know that.

voice.

[whittling]

What did we say about my ego?

voice.

[bronzini]

Inflate as often as possible?

voice.

[whittling]

Hmm... That sounds like not the thing that was said.

voice.

[bronzini]

Give it a lil stroke every so often to make sure it doesn't disappear?

voice.

[whittling]

You're making it sound like you're petting a vagabond cat.

voice.

[bronzini]

Hey, I'm a sucker for a good vagabond. Bad vagabond? Bond, James Vagabond? You're allowed to hang up on me now, FYI.