heeeeeey cece i am working out equation for how much tequila a person can drink without dying based on body mass and relative liver function i will let you know how it goes v important research
would furry company be comforting or annoying? arthur and merlin are nearly always annoying but i could stop by calebs flat and get dog shes a huge samoyed, very tame and friendly bizarrely smart
i like shoving my face in her side while i cry anyway if youd rather not ill just bring myself
[Hmm. Maybe no Dog, then. That seems to suggest a potentially volatile situation.]
ill just bring myself then and ive done it many many times since i got here believe me i can be your guide through a drunken trainwreck of an evening
dont forget you did this for me either weve taken different paths but we do share a connection here quite aside from being your friend and not wanting to see you hurt ill always be here for this its the least i can do
oh god im too late just do not do anything else until i get there i suppose you have to talk to the people on the post but if anyone involved shows up DO NOT SAY A WORD youre far too compromised right now
i'm sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy i'm sorry i failed you i swear i am the rational one in most situations
people keep suggesting i watch movies and i just want to text him and tell him he's RUINED han solo for me i mean i won't i'm not that stupid but oh my god celeste the level of stupidity which which i went into this unacceptable
love is irrational and stupid by its very definition no one makes good or sensible choices we just do what feels best or at least good enough between the horrible to make it worth it
but dont you do that dont text him anything but also dont let him ruin anything theres life after
it's all right i mean it's not all right it messed up my bf pretty badly actually that's kind of what led to us dating other people and him being acquainted with the other universe me and hiding that from me and you remember that whole mess
hence me and eddie oh my god susannah's going to shoot me
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i am working out equation for how much tequila a person can drink without dying based on body mass and relative liver function i will let you know how it goes v important research
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eerily on the nose
do you want company?
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would furry company be comforting or annoying?
arthur and merlin are nearly always annoying
but i could stop by calebs flat and get dog
shes a huge samoyed, very tame and friendly
bizarrely smart
i like shoving my face in her side while i cry anyway
if youd rather not ill just bring myself
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i don't drink a lot? i feel like this is a warning i should give you in advance. i don't have a lot of experience being a total trainwreck.
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ill just bring myself then
and ive done it many many times since i got here
believe me
i can be your guide through a drunken trainwreck of an evening
dont forget you did this for me either
weve taken different paths but we do share a connection here
quite aside from being your friend and not wanting to see you hurt
ill always be here for this
its the least i can do
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like PAINfully stupid and smart's my whole thing i am a smart girl
i knew there was a chance that this would come up?
but i guess a part of me was hoping we'd just shack up and live here and be dead in our own universes toether or something
you i appreciate so much right now
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it causes brain damage simply by existing
and dont get started yet
this isnt text talk at all
ill be right over
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yeah i may have made a network post about it sos man the lifeboats
i'm changing my name to gwen crazy
[ gwen that is not even a funny pun. ]
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just
do not do anything else until i get there
i suppose you have to talk to the people on the post
but if anyone involved shows up
DO NOT SAY A WORD
youre far too compromised right now
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i'm sorry i failed you
i swear i am the rational one in most situations
people keep suggesting i watch movies and i just want to text him and tell him he's RUINED han solo for me
i mean i won't i'm not that stupid but
oh my god celeste the level of stupidity which which i went into this
unacceptable
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by its very definition
no one makes good or sensible choices
we just do what feels best
or at least good enough between the horrible to make it worth it
but dont you do that
dont text him anything but also dont let him ruin anything
theres life after
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youre dead as well?
jesus christ gwen i never knew
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i mean it's not all right
it messed up my bf pretty badly actually that's kind of what led to us dating other people and him being acquainted with the other universe me and hiding that from me and you remember that whole mess
hence me and eddie
oh my god susannah's going to shoot me
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well protect one another now if we must
warrior women fighting back to back
against the people weve pissed off from eddies world
god that really wasnt on
i just dont know what to say
this place has been horrible to you
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that make me laugh and i really needed it
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i can still be of some use
now no more drinking or texting until i get there
this is absolutely a babysitting situation
and i intend to take it very seriously
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ok yes come over and slap the phone out of my hand
i would offer you entertainment beyond that but im at a loss
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and ive got a belt on
ill tie your hands if needs must
i imagine thisll all be very entertaining
but in that six months later good god what a mess i was way
i didnt text you for entertainment either
you stop that
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i'm done with the other kind
the super cute brunette who makesfun jokes kind
i'll try i'm just a mess so i'm trying to warn you