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[spideys]

funnel cake was pretty great i agree

wow you did meet a couple of ... shady guys. they didn't try anything weird on you did they? or were jerks to you?

[bronzini]

i mean aside from the jolly roger tattoo i had too get in an unmentionable place just to impress him... and let's not even go into death eater initiation ceremonies

[spideys]

oh my god gwen

[spideys]

this is not a laughing matter!!!

[bronzini]

yo ho ho

[bronzini]

he kinda rocks the eyeliner???

[bronzini]

for real though i am untattooed and uninitiated so i feel like i'm really letting my generation down, in terms of enjoying my wild solitary life

[spideys]

you sure this was captain hook and not captain jack sparrow?

but ok

i'd like to think the 'wild solitary life' is kind of overrated

[ Not that he'd know about that, of course ... ]

[bronzini]

he did offer me rum now that you mention it

you think?

[ they've both always been kind of ner...ds, but does that mean peter isn't enjoying being solitary hm subtle, gwen. ]

[spideys]

i dunno, seems like a lot of pressure to keep up

[ It's definitely easier when you're a masked vigilante but even then ... well. ]

[bronzini]

tell me about it, all this enforced social contact is making my head spin

[spideys]

haha yeah

do you know you get a warning if you're not doing enough? like a talk or something. hasn't happened to me weirdly but i've heard its a thing

[bronzini]

it hasn't happened to you because you're like the equivalent of a free hugs t-shirt

i'll let you know what it's like

at least a slap on the wrist is physical contact right?

[spideys]

not sure a slap on the wrist counts

also no i am not??? lol what are you talking about gwen

[bronzini]

stickler

um yes you are you're like the human equivalent of the sneezing baby panda

[spideys]

hahahahahaha stop that gwen

[ Literally this emote: ]

[bronzini]

you can't stop the truth

you haven't got the talk so you know i'm right

[spideys]

YET

who knows

it could happen tomorrow

[ After all, he hasn't exactly had any inkling to be social at all for a week ... :C ]

[bronzini]

oh no! who will save you from being scolded by authority figures!

enter the amazing gwendolyn

[spideys]

my hero

you gonna swoop in and save me?

[bronzini]

you know it

like tarzan only with more clothes so i guess like jane

liberty and justice and cuddling for all

[spideys]

hahahaha

jane's way cooler than tarzan anyway

she's got the science degree

[bronzini]

so true

milo thatch is my #1 disney princess though

[spideys]

why's that?

[bronzini]

are you kidding look at him he's a genius and he has like a million minor degrees in the sciences

every girl loves a linguist